He's sending us to the home team dugout...
atYankee Stadium.
ZEUS: We supposed tofind something there?
JOHN: What's 21 out of 42?
ZEUS: Twenty-one again. Half of 42. 42 what?
JOHN: How many pIayers on the Yankees baII cIub?
ZEUS: Twenty-five.
JOHN: What eIse is 21? BIackjack.
ZEUS: It's a cIub.
It's a wiId goose chase is what it is.
Where's the nearest ''A'' train?
ZEUS: Wait,wait,wait,wait.
Some kid mightfind that.
JOHN: You're right.
MAN: Come back here...
you IittIe sons of bitches!
Hey,you! I rememberyou!
YOUNG MAN: Ha ha.
JOHN: Hey,where you going?
What are you doing?
BOY: Let me go, dickhead!
JOHN: Watch your mouth.
You going to JuveniIe HaII for a Butterfinger?
BOY: Look around. AII the cops are into something.
It's Christmas! You couId steaI City HaII!
JOHN: Come on.
BOY: My bike.
That's my bike!
ZEUS: Hey! Hey! Where you going?
Yankee Stadium's thatway!
BOY: You asshoIe!
[Horn honks]
Why don'tyou run over everybody in the street?
ZEUS: Whatthefuck are we doing here?
JOHN: What is itthat WaII Street doesn't have?
ZEUS: You're taIking in riddIes.
JOHN: What is itthat WaII Street doesn't have?
-What? -SchooIs.
And what do they have a shitIoad of?
ZEUS: What?
I'II be back in a minute.
What am I supposed to do with this?
Give itto those guys overthere.
He's here.
Perhaps you couId be more specific.
McCIane is here.
He's waIking toward the bank.
The bIack man is coming toward me.
And afterwe've gone to aII thattroubIe atthe stadium.
TARGO: Simon, kiII him.
Stoptoying with him and kiII him now.
SIMON: OK. So be it.
May he rest in peace.
I'II inform KarI in the Iobby.
Pack upyourteam and get out.
And this one?
ZEUS: Officer...
I'm going to need an answer on that issue.
Let him go.
Understood. Yes, sir?
John McCIane says to give you this.
Jesus, don't open it. It's a bomb.
-Another? -Yeah.
Oh, I see.
We'd better move now.
Thankyouforyour assistance.
We reaIIy appreciate it.
Thankyou.
ZEUS: Hey,y'aII Ieaving this pIace unguarded?
[Tires squeaI]
JOHN: How you doing?
KARL: AII right.
John McCIane, NYPD.
Are you aII right?
Yes...
Iaundry day.
What can I doforyou, Lieutenant?
JOHN: It's been quiet aII morning here?
KARL: WeII...
JOHN: Exceptforthat expIosion a coupIe of hours ago.
Seen anything strange happen in the Iast hour?
No. We've had cops in here pretty steady...
since the subway thing.
We were going to make a round on the vauItfIoor...
if you wantto tag aIong.
JOHN: Sure. Think I wiII.
KARL: What do you think of this heat?
JOHN: Indian summer, huh?
KARL: FeeIs Iike it's going to rain Iike dogs and cats Iater.
Here's one of your guys.
Detective, uh, Otto, isn't it?
JOHN: John McCIane.
KARL: Mike, how you doing?
I keepteIIing myself...
I'm going to take the stairs justforthe exercise...
but on a hot day Iike this...
it seems I aIways end up riding the Iift.
Whatwas the Iottery number Iast night?
You pIay the Iottery? No?
My wife buys me two tickets every week.
PIays the same two numbers aII the time.
I say, ''Why don'tyou pIay a different number?''
She goes, ''Those are my Iucky numbers.''
I gotthe tickets right here--
JOHN: Putthatfucking gun down!
Put it down now!
Put it down!
ZEUS: HeIIo!
Anybody down here?
Freeze! Putyourfucking hands in the air!
No,John! No! No!
It's me!
You aImost gave me a heart attack.
ZEUS: You aII right?
-Huh? -You aII right?!
JOHN: Yeah. It's not my bIood.
ZEUS: What's going on?
JOHN: Go take a Iook.
ZEUS: Hey, McCIane.
Where the heII is everybody?
JOHN: Simonfucking says!
I shouId've seen it coming a miIe away.
This was never about revenge. It's about a goddamn heist.
ZEUS: Whatwas in the room?
JOHN: This.
ZEUS: What is this?
Oh, shit! Is this goId?
JOHN: Yeah, it's goId.
ZEUS: Damn,this is heavy!
They cIeaned out a whoIe room of this?
JOHN: Yeah.
ZEUS: ThatwouId take a tank or...
JOHN: Or a dumptruck.
Fourteen great big dumptrucks.
ZEUS: We aImost got hit by a dumptruck.
Damn! SIow down!
JOHN: Putthat shit down.
ZEUS: Nofucking way.
JOHN: They ain't gonna Ietyou keep it.
ZEUS: We'II see.
JOHN: We'II need a car.
Can you hot-wire this?
Of course I can. I'm an eIectrician.
OnIy probIem is...
[Motor starts]
takes toofucking Iong.
[Tires squeaI]
[Horn honks]
[Tires screech]
JOHN: Not on the bridge!
Down there, McCIane! The FDR!
Let's go! Let's go! Come on!
Oh, shit!
What?
Shotthe phone.
Aw,too bad. What's 21 out of 42?
I don't have a cIue.
What aboutYankee stadium?
We'II getthere, afterwe stop him.
-[Horn honks] -Jesus Christ!
Who do you thinkyou are, Iady-- HiIIary CIinton?
That's it! CIinton. The 42nd president.
She'd be the 43rd president.
AII right, aII right, butwho's the 21st?
-I don't know. -You don't know?
No! Do you know?
-No! -WeII?
This engine's shit. Step on it!
It's a Yugo.
It's buiItfor economy, not speed.
Whoa! What are you doing?
Getting us another phone.
[Horn honks]
[Screech]
ZEUS: Wait,wait!
Who was the 21st president?
MAN: Gofuckyourself!
That guy was pissed.
He'IIfeeI betterwhen he Iooks in the backseat.
Shit,thatwas my goId bar!
This is McCIane. Get me InspectorWaIter Cobb.
Where the heII are you?
JOHN: It's not revenge. It's a heist.
There's goId in the FederaI Reserve.
They took a shitIoad of it.
They're headed north in dumptrucks.
WALTER: Have you been drinking?
Not since this morning.
There's a Iot of dumptrucks northbound...
on the FDR at about 70th.
CIose the bridge and get some heIicopters there.
I couIdn't cIose a hot dog stand now.
I'm spread aII over. What aboutthis damn bomb?
It's got something to do with the 21st president.
John,John,the 21stwhat?
WaIter!
Shit. Goddamn ceIIuIar fucking phones!
WALTER: Reach Munsen on the Triborough.
TeII him to cIose aII the bridges north of 59th.
-Lookingfor dumptrucks. -Dumptrucks?
McCIane says there are dumptrucks...
headed upthe FDR Ioaded with goId.
KOWALSKI: They don't aIIow dumptrucks on the FDR!
-Connie! -AII right!
I won't argue, no matter how stupid it is.
WALTER: K-9. Check outthe boiIer room.
Find anything, CharIie?
CHARLIE: I couId spend a week here with an X-ray machine...
and stiII notfind it.
WALTER: You've gotfive minutes.
Then we're moving up to 86th Street.
CHARLIE: Going asfast as we can.
LAMBERT: What's up?
WALTER: McCIane was mentioning something...
about the FederaI Reserve buiIding.
Isn'tthat near thatWaII Street bomb site?
LAMBERT: Yeah.
MAN: How Iong do you want us to stay here?
TARGO: The men atthe stadium. Stay or go?
SIMON: KarI shouId've checked in by now.
TARGO: Moment.
[TeIephone rings]
[Ring]
Come on, come on.
[Ring]
Stay where you are. McCIane may stiII turn up.
SIMON: ReIax,Targo. lf he is stiII aIive...
[DiaIing]
he won't be taIking to anyone.
It's the nextturnoff.
Hi. It's EIvis Duran. You're on the air.
SIMON: First, I wantto say what a great show you got.
I Iisten to you aII the time.
ELVIS: Thanks. What's on your mind?
SIMON: Those cop cars speeding around everywhere--
know whatthey're upto?
There's a bomb in a schooI.
My cousin's a cop.
Somebody put a big bomb in a schooI somewhere.
OnIy they don't know which one.
So they're searching aII of them.
MAN: Shh! Shh!
SIMON: Every schooI in the metropoIitan area.
MAN: HoIy shit.
-Doris. -Annie?
Doris, can you reach my wife?
TurIey! Half the goddamn city just caIIed 911!
ZEUS: They're gone.
-What? -They're gone!
JOHN: Who is this guy--Houdini?
ZEUS: Down there! Down there!
JOHN: This thing got air bags?
Your side does. I don't know about mi--
McCIane!
[Horn honks]
In the truck! Let me see the hands!
Putthem on the door!
DRIVER: Don't kiII me!
Don't shoot me.
JOHN: Truck driver?
DRIVER: No, I'm a beautician. Of course I'm a truck driver!
Where you taking this truck?
The aqueduct.
Why you taking this to the race track?
No,the aqueduct! The--the water aqueduct!
Aqueduct?
DRIVER: See? Goesfrom here...
aII the way up to the CatskiII mountains!
What does?
DRIVER: That! The water pipe! Goesfor about 60 miIes!
-You theforeman? -Yeah.
NYPD! Any dumptrucks come through here Iastfew minutes?
MAN: I'm writing thosefucking cIowns up!
They better pay attention to work orders.
What happened?
A dozen idiots tore ass upthe tube.
We're not Ioading there anymore. We're Ioading over here.
So muchfor bridges and heIicopters.
Got a map showing where this tunneI goes?
MAN: Yeah, right here.
We run pretty much up underthe saw miII...
tiII you get up to the Coffer Dam.
From there,we've aIready broughtthe reservoirwater in.
Any way in or out of there?
There's vent shafts every two miIes.
I mean with a truck.
MAN: Atthe Coffer Dam. You can get a truck in.
JustfoIIow Saw MiII Parkway.
It's about 20 miIes.
I'II meetyou there.
What am I doing?
You're going up to Yankee stadium!
McCIane!
Go. We got Iess than two hours!
Goddamn it!
Hey! Is something wrong?
DRIVER: Four hundred eighty yards of rock moved sofar.
That's ten times the Hoover Dam.
There's 516feet of rock above our heads.
This part is phase three of tunneI three.
PIanning began back in 1954...
but construction didn't begin tiII June 1970.
Know whatthe most interesting part of tunneI three is?
What's that,Jerry?
JERRY: The vaIves. Each one...
JERRY: ...main departure from tunneIs one and two.
[Honks horn]
Come on!
What a pIace to break down.
JOHN: HoId it. Let me have your hard hat.
You got a jacket?
JERRY: Yeah,yeah,yeah. Here.
JOHN: Wait here a minute.
MAN: Wait untiI he gets aIongside the door.
JOHN: Hey! FeIIas!
Mickey O'Brien, aqueduct security.
We got a report of a guy coming through...
with eight reindeer.
Yeah,they said he was a joIIy oIdfat guy...
with a snowy white beard.
Cute red and white suit.
I'm surprised you didn't see him.
What's with you guys and these phones?
Give me something.
JERRY: HoIy shit. Is that guy dead?
JOHN: Yes,Jerry. I'm afraid he is.
JERRY: Jesus Christ.
JOHN: I wantyou to get ahoId of a guy named Cobb.
WaIter Cobb. C-O-B-B.
He's head of my poIice unit.
Get him down here.
TeII him you were with John McCIane.
Ask him who the 21st presidentwas.
-ChesterA. Arthur. -What?
JERRY: ChesterA. Arthur. 1881 to 1885.
Nominated vice president in 1880.
Did you know he was coIIector of customs here in New York?
JOHN: No, I didn't know that,Jerry.
Take care of yourself.
[Speaking German]
LAMBERT: We gotto reIease these traffic guys.
WALTER: No. Traffic jams we can take care of Iater.
What's wrong with this?
Frequencies are jammed.
What about Ricky?
LAMBERT: Can't reach him. WaIter. FederaI reserve.
WALTER: Yeah?
LAMBERT: Biggest goId storage in the worId.
Get a unit back down there.
Find Ricky. Find out whatthe heII is going on.
KOWALSKI: WaIter! You gotto hearthis!
WALTER: I thoughtwe were going in the backway.
KOWALSKI: This is the backway.
In half an hour...
you're going to have a riot at every schooI in the city.
WALTER: Start at the topfIoor--20 men perfIoor.
Send 50 to the basementwith us.
What about McCIane?
WOMAN: Not a word. Just a busy signaI.
CHARLIE: Isn'tthis putting aII our eggs in one basket?
What if McCIane's wrong?
LAMBERT: WaIter. This is PrincipaI Martinez.
-Inspector Cobb. -How do you do, Inspector?
WALTER: PrincipaI, I don'twant to aIarm your chiIdren.
Move them aII into the auditorium...
and keepthem caIm.
TARGO: We're coming to the dam.
You can caII the rear guard.
SIMON: Rear guard, you can cIose up now.
We've reached the dam. You can come up now.
NiIs,you can cIose in now.
NiIs.
Attention, attention. NiIs is dead.
I repeat. NiIs is dead,fuckhead.
So's his paI...
and thosefour guys from the East German aII-stars--
your boys atthe bank--
they'II be a IittIe Iate.
John.
In the back of the truck you're driving...
there's $13 biIIion worth in goId buIIion.
WouId a deaI be out of the question?
JOHN: I got a deaIforyou.
CrawI out of hiding...
and I'II drive this truck upyour ass.
How coIorfuI.
TARGO: I toId you notto toy with him!
SIMON: Thankyou. That's very heIpfuI.
TARGO: You jeopardized the mission and the contract.
Ivan. [Speaking German]
HerrVogIe wiII heIp me reach the ship.
I'm going to put an end to this.
Stop!
Targo! Targo!
Here! Come here!
We bIow the dam.
TARGO: What?
SIMON: We drown him.
[Speaking German]
MAN: Upthere!
KOWALSKI: WaIter!
LAMBERT: Look atthis.
Janitor said this was deIivered this morning.
Not hooked up.
WALTER: Yeah?
LAMBERT: Now take a Iook atthefront.
We driII the hinges. Get everybody out.
Unh!
Unh...
Unh!
[RumbIing]
Whoa...
Whoa!
Aah!
Uhh!
ZEUS: McCIane!
[Gasping]
McCIane!
JOHN: Where are you?
ZEUS: Over here!
HeII of a way offIagging somebody down.
Did you go to Yankee stadium?
Yeah. There's nobody there.
You didn't see nobody?
Nobody wasfoIIowing you?
He's jerking us around.
[Gunshots]
ZEUS: Come on! Come on!
JOHN: HoIy shit!
Go! Go! Go!
It's not rigged.
PuII it.
[Beeping]
WeII, I'd say you couId caII off your search.
WALTER: Can you stop it?
CHARLIE: I shouIdn't even touch it.
Who knows what booby traps this thing's got?
What aboutthe code?
No word.
When do we evacuate?
Simon says he sees one kid Ieave the buiIding--boom.
We can't stand here with ourthumb up our ass...
waitingforthis thing to bIow up!
ZEUS: Shit!
JOHN: Keepyour head down!
HoId it steady!
JOHN: Go! Go!
They're in ourway!
Go around them!
Ifound out who's the 21st president--
some guy named Arthur.
ChesterA. Arthur?
ChesterA. Arthur eIementary schooI?
JOHN: That's it.
[Singing] ...gentIy down the stream.
MerriIy, merriIy, merriIy, merriIy.
Life is but a dream.
[Whispering]
MARTINEZ: Hi, kids.
I know you usuaIIy have assembIy on Fridays...
buttoday is speciaI.
Mr. Lambert here isfrom thefire department.
Today he wants us to practice a brand-newfire driII.
I wantyou to divide in half.
Half of you go over here and Iine up againstthe waII.
The other half go in this direction.
Do itvery quietIy and very quickIy.
Everybody up, pIease.
Teachers, pIease heIpthem.
OLDER BOY: Fire driII, my ass.
He ain'tfrom thefire department.
Maybe it's because of the radio.
You mean, Iike they're after us?
Tommy squeaIed on us.
OLDER BOY: No, he didn't.
Come on.
Where you going?
Let me drive!
ZEUS: Go! Go!
JOHN: Goddamn it!
Why didn'tyou teII me before?
Of course he putthe bomb in that schooI.
Why wouId he do that?
To getyour compIete attention.
Find thefuse paneI.
What?
JOHN: Where's thefuse paneI?
PuII out the antiIock-brakesfuse.
ZEUS: Which one is it?
JOHN: Yankthem aII out.
Putyour head down.
Putyour head fucking down.
Listen to me.
Hang thefuck on, aII right?
Whatthefuck happened?
You got a TripIe-A card?
MARTINEZ: Keep moving. Keep moving.
I've gotthe janitors making a Iast sweep of the buiIding.
WALTER: Thankyou, Miss Martinez.
Come on.
[Laughing]
AII right. Three's and nine's are wiId.
JOHN: Stay down. Stay Iow.
ZEUS: Oh, man.
-What are you doing? -Interrogating him.
ZEUS: What's he gonna say, ''I'm dead''?
JOHN: I won't know tiII I ask him.
See if there's aspirin in that gIove box.
No way. You do it.
Ten quarters.
The guy in the dumptruck had 10 quarters.
ExactIy 10 quarters.
Maybe they were making Iong-distance phone caIIs.
No.
They'reforthe bridge.
It'sforthe toII on the bridge.
ZEUS: There! There!
Down on the wharf--dumptrucks.
Rightthere. Rightthere.
[Horn honks]
JOHN: They got it Ioaded on a ship aIready.
ZEUS: Shit!
How aboutthe Coast Guard?
JOHN: Take them an hourto get here.
ZEUS: Shit!
We can jump.
JOHN: What?
It's 100feet down to the deck.
ZEUS: But notto the crane.
JOHN: The cabIes wouId cutyou in half.
ZEUS: I can make it.
JOHN: Get down. Look in the carfor some gIoves.
CHARLIE: Six booby traps...
four dead ends...
[Singing] and a partridge in a peartree.
OK, honey...
Iet's dance.
LAMBERT: We're going to have a race.
When I say ''Go,'' run Iike crazy.
FoIIow the poIice officer and thefireman.
WaIter,we're cutting this a IittIe thin.
WALTER: No. We're going to wait.
McCIane stiII may getthe code.
[Horn bIows]
JOHN: Line me upwith that crane.
ZEUS: Rightthere.
You're OK.
JOHN: This wiII take a miracIe.
ZEUS: Keepyourfingers crossed.
ZEUS: You aImost got it.
Yeah! AII right.
JOHN: Where you going? You in a hurry?
ZEUS: I'm goingfirstthis time.
OFFICER: We have the intercom rigged, sir.
KOWALSKI: WaIter,the kids may befine...
butyou wait much Ionger, and I'II pee in my pants.
WALTER: We're going to wait, Connie.
Six more minutes.
ZEUS: Yo. McCIane.
Down there.
Oh, shit.
Go, man. Go. Go. Go.
Aah!
-Aah! -Whoa!
Ohh...
Boy, am I gIad you taIked me out of jumping.
JOHN: Fuck.
JOHN: Get hisfeet.
JOHN: I'm gonnafind Simon...
and beatthefucking code out of him.
Here. Take this.
ZEUS: How's itwork?
JOHN: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
ZEUS: AII brothers don't know how to shoot guns.
JOHN: Sue me. Yank back on that, puII the trigger.
ZEUS: That's it?
JOHN: Just don't shootyourself.
Hey. Don't be no hero.
Youfind him, come get me.
[Laughter]
[Speaking German]
[Whispering] Stupid!
[Speaking German]
SIMON: You have the autopiIot set?
MAN: Yes, sir.
SIMON: Good.
ZEUS: Don'tfucking move.
Oh,the Samaritan.
Give me the goddamn code.
Code?
Oh. You meanforthe schooI.
I'm sorry. I can't do that.
You caII in that code right now...
or I bIow your sick ass into the nextworId.
lf that's whatyou gotto do...
[CIick]
You've gotto take the safety catch off.
ZEUS: Ugh! God!
SIMON: See? Thatworks.
Now,where's McCIane?
Nicht schiessen!
Whatwas that?
He said, ''Don't shoot.''
WALTER: OK, CharIie,we'II have to go with the evacuation.
We're going to go.
OFFICER: You heard the man! Let's go!
WALTER: We're going to go.
On my mark...
Five,four,three,two, one.
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
LAMBERT: Let's do it.
OK, gang. Let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
Hip-hop! Hip-hop!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
We're going to win!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Let's go! Keep moving!
Hurry up!
[Shouting]
Ugh!
Keep going!
Lookwhatthey doing.
Yo! Where you going?
What's going on?
I see you aII day, IittIe man... poIiceman...
and you don't go away.
Yeah, I'm thatfucking Energizer Bunny.
Where you going now, huh?
TARGO: Going to arrest me, bunny?
Huh?
JOHN: I don'tthink I'm going to arrestyou.
I'm kind of weak.
I knew itwas buIIshit.
There's nobody watching.
Time to get CharIie out.
Time's up.
Give me another30 seconds.
WALTER: Ittakes a minute 15 if you're a kid.
Last I Iooked,you weren't too Iight on yourfeet.
Oh, my God!
Getthem out of there!
MARTINEZ: The rooms are Iocked.
LAMBERT: Out of my way!
Hey!
Any one marked ''four.''
What's going on,WaIter?
WALTER: We stiII have kids in the buiIding.
I'm staying.
WALTER: No, CharIie. Get out of there.
JOHN: Ever see that show The Addams FamiIy?
They got a motherfucker on there caIIed Lurch.
You think I'II Ietyou getto that gun?
Oh.
Fuck!
[MuffIed voices]
Four...four...
Get out of the way!
Where are they,WaIter?
WALTER: StiII in.
No guts...
no gIory.
LAMBERT: We can jump to the next buiIding!
KOWALSKI: Shit!
LAMBERT: Out of the way.
CHILD: OK. Come on. Come on.
LAMBERT: Getthem up here.
Come on. Come on.
Mayday! Mayday!
Bridgeport Coast Guard!
Coast Guard, come in.
[Beepingfaster]
Come on, kids!
Shit! It's toofar!
No guts, no gIory.
It's a bigfucking white boat.
OPERATOR: PIease stay on the Iine.
[Ding]
Pancake syrup?
JOHN: Stupid...stupid...
HeIIo,John McCIane.
There was never any bomb in the schooI.
Of course not.
I'm a soIdier, not a monster...
even though I sometimes workfor monsters.
No.
The reaI bomb is on this ship.
JOHN: Coast Guard.
I was teIIing them where the boatwas.
Game over, huh?
Not quite over.
Bridgeport Coast Guard...
come in, pIease.
They putyou on hoId?
She toId me to stay on the Iine.
Oh, God, I Iove this country.
You know, your brotherwas an asshoIe.
SIMON: Ha! He was an asshoIe. You got his number.
Yeah, OK.
SIMON: Forgive me.
WouId you heIp Mr. McCIane beIow?
JOHN: Ohh.
SIMON: CarefuI now.
Now, do you have the communique?
Bridgeport radio. Come in, pIease, Bridgeport.
WOMAN: Coast Guard.
SIMON: Oh,you're there, dear.
WOMAN: Yes,we're here.
SIMON: Are you abIe to record a message?
WOMAN: Yes.
SIMON: Then pIease begin now.
TAPE: This is a communique from the CRF.
Fortoo Iong, the West has conspired...
to steaI the weaIth of the worId...
consigning the baIance of humanity...
to economic starvation.
Today,we wiII IeveI the pIayingfieId.
In minutes,the contents of the FederaI Reserve Bank--
the goId your economies are buiIt on--
wiII be redistributed by expIosive...
across the bottom of the Long IsIand Sound.
lf you are not in gridIock, come and watch.
You going to bIow it aII up?
SIMON: That's the idea.
Some gentIemen in the MiddIe East...
thinkthey'II make Iots of money.
See the men safeIy off the ship...
and I'II see you on the Iaunch.
ZEUS: What's this gotto do with kiIIing McCIane?
Life has its IittIe bonuses.
ZEUS: Didn'tyou say you didn't even Iike your brother?
SIMON: There's a difference between disIiking him...
and not caring when some dumb IrishfIatfoot...
drops him out a window.
I didn't even know that motherfucker.
SIMON: I never invited you aboard this ship.
ZEUS: No riddIe's going to stop this motherfucker?
SIMON: No code, no riddIe, nofancy countdown.
JOHN: Hey,fuckhead.
Yeah,you--fuckhead.
Just one thing I gotto know--
you got any aspirins?
I've had a badfucking headache aII day Iong.
Must be your Iucky day.
Keepthe bottIe.
Right.
Where is the goId?
He's betrayed us.
The containers arefiIIed with that...
[Speaking German]
lf I hadn't saved yourfucking ass...
I wouIdn't be sitting here about to bIow upwith $100 biIIion.
You're onIy going to bIow upwith me.
There's no goId on this boat.
How do you know?
I know thefamiIy.
OnIy thing better than bIowing up $100 biIIion...
is making peopIe thinkyou did.
WeII,where is it?
He must have switched it somewhere.
That supposed to make me feeI better?
No. You're not going to die.
You know some coptrick about handcuffs to get us out?
Yeah. Use a key.
You know how to pickthis Iock?
Is this some bIack shit again?
Are you afucking Iocksmith or not?
I need something to do itwith.
How about a spIinter of that cabIe?
That mightwork.
HoId on.
Whatthefuck are you doing?
Unh!
Fuck! Shit!
How's that? That big enough?
Yeah. That mightwork.
I'm going to drop It in your hand.
Cupyour hand.
Don't dropthis motherfucker.
Get it in the right.
You ready?
ZEUS: One...two...spit It.
-Yeah! -Get it?
ZEUS: Move your hands.
OK.
Damn, McCIane, I was just starting to Iike you.
Don't. I'm an asshoIe.
What are you taIking about?
I Iied to you.
ZEUS: Aboutwhat?
Remember I said Weissfound that bomb up in HarIem?
Theyfound it down in Chinatown.
That's Iow evenfor a white motherfucker Iike you.
[Beep]
Whatthefuckwas that?
I don't know.
Look, itwas the onIy way to getyou to come with me.
You got a wife?
I'm surprised anybody couId stay with you...
Iong enough to be married.
She didn't stick around. We're sort of separated.
Whatthefuck is sort of separated?
She was in L.A., I was in New York...
we had afight on the phone, she hung up...
I didn't caII her back.
How Iong ago was that?
About a year ago.
[Laughing]
Whatthefuck you Iaughing about?
You threw away your marriage...
because you were toofucking stupid...
to pick upthe phone?
You thinkthat'sfunny?
I betyou bIame yourwife,too.
My wife is a very stubborn woman.
You better stopfucking Iaughing and undo these cuffs.
ZEUS: They're aImost...there!
How's thatfor concentration?
[CIatter]
Oh, shit! I dropped the thing.
ZEUS: Goddamn it!
JOHN: Where'd it go?
ZEUS: Find it!
JOHN: I don't see it.
[Beeping]
ZEUS: Whatthefuck is that?
JOHN: I think I made it mad.
ZEUS: Go, McCIane, getthefuck out of here.
Goddamn it! Listen to me!
Just go.
It's hard enough getting through the day...
withoutyour death on my conscience.
OK. TooIs. Checkthe engine room.
There's no time!
ZEUS: Whatthe heII's it doing now?
JOHN: It's mixing.
ZEUS: Shit!
Whatthe heII are you doing?
JOHN: Leanforward.
Leanforward, goddamn it!
What--
ZEUS: Whatthefuck are you doing?
-Leanforward. -Oh, no!
JOHN: Get ready!
Fucking shit! Shit!
Oh, goddamn!
JOHN: Come on! Come on!
ZEUS: Fuck! My Ieg. Ow!
JOHN: Get upstairs!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Get upstairs!
ZEUS: Oh, shit! Damn it!
JOHN: Let's go! Let's go!
ZEUS: God damn it! Oh!
-Run, damn you! -I am!
ZEUS: Come on!
JOHN: AII right? Watch,watch,watch!
Let's go! Down here!
-Aah! -Aah!
LAMBERT: How's he doing?
ZEUS: I'm shot in the Ieg. How you think I'm doing?
PARAMEDIC: He's going to be justfine.
-And you? -Fine.
You get Ricky out of there?
Yeah,theyfound him.
You going to be aII right?
JOHN: Got a bad headache.
Thinkthey're mad at me?
WALTER: I wouIdn'tworry aboutthem.
They'II getto you eventuaIIy.
They're busy with this saIvage operation.
No. Dredges!
Dredges!
There's no goId outthere.
WALTER: What do you mean?
JOHN: He took it. He beat me.
WALTER: He beat aII of us.
JOHN: He wasn't pIaying againstyou.
ZEUS: Fuckthat, McCIane!
You're stiII aIive, aren'tyou?
WeII, aren'tyou?
Yeah.
So, he Iost.
Lambert, wouId you give him a quarter?
AsshoIe.
Yeah, it's coIIectfrom John.
Uh, Carmen,justteII them you'II acceptthe charges.
Son of a bitch had aspirin.
Yeah, it's John.
I'm hanging in there. HoIIy there?
I'II hoId on.
Zeus, hoId up!
HOLLY: John?
John?
John? Goddamn it!
[Cheering]
Yesterday...
Yesterday, we were an army with no country.
Tomorrow...
we have to decide...
which country we wantto buy!
And remember...
this is aII due...
to the g-g-g-guIIibiIity...
of the New York PoIice Department!
MAN: To the poIice department!
Yeah!
[Speaking German]
Kamerad!
PEOPLE: Kamerad!
SIMON: Leutnant,take over.
LEUTNANT: AII right, Iisten up!
First squad,you muster out in 30 minutes in the schooI bus!
You'II be the Iacrosse team!
No rush.
LEUTNANT: And,Jurgen, you'II be the padre!
JURGEN: Padre?
[Unzips pants]
[HeIicopter]
Lights! Douse those Iights.
JOHN ON P.A.: Hey, dickhead...
did I come at a bad time?
Aah!
Wow! I think she's pissed atyou, McCIane.
[BIowing whistIe]
[Shouting]
Go! Go!
Go!
JOHN: He's under us now. Come back around.
Zeus,what's on your side?
Look Iike roaches with the Iights coming on.
MAN: I'II be going to Nova Scotia.
SIMON: You go with the trucks.
I have something personaI tofinish.
Let's go to work.
ZEUS: That's right! Run, motherfuckers!
The exterminators are here!
JOHN: Whoo!
Whatthefuck?
[Gunfire]
JOHN: We got a chopper behind us!
Got a gun on board?
What is this?
JOHN: HoId it stiII. I can't see a thing.
[Gunshots]
[Gunfire]
ZEUS: Oh, shit!
PILOT: Oh, shit!
JOHN: What do you mean, ''Oh, shit''?
PILOT: Hang on. Hang on. We're going down.
Watch the wire!
ZEUS: Hey, McCIane,whatthefuck?
Hey,we got smoke!
We gotfucking smoke and shitfIying on me!
[Horn honks]
Truck! Truck!
HoId on.
JOHN: We gotta get out of here!
They'II start shooting any second.
ZEUS: Oh, shit! I can't getthe beIt off!
PILOT: Look out! Here he comes!
ZEUS: Can't get out, McCIane.
JOHN: Get him out of here.
ZEUS: Where you going?
JOHN: I'II get his attention.
Shit.
This keeps getting better and better.
I had no idea Canada couId be this muchfun.
Just give me something to shoot at.
Come on, hotshot.
Show me that smiIingface.
Say heIIo to your brother.
Get out of here!
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Looks Iike you got his attention.
JOHN: Yeah, Iooks Iike it.
Thinkwe shouId caII afire truck?
Fuck him. Letthem cook.
Oh, shit!
ZEUS: What?
What?
I Ieft HoIIy hanging on hoId.
ZEUS: Aw, caII her back.
I don't know.
She's going to be pissed.
She'II get over it.
I don't know, Zeus.
Like I said...
she's a very stubborn woman.
ZEUS: She'd have to be to stay married to you.
Ha ha ha!